Retirement speeches

“I want to say that Simon is a wonderful speech writer. He helped me from my first, terrible draft to the very end; a complete and beautiful speech. Thanks to his ability I am also confident now to get up and give my speech! Thank you, Simon.”
– Jimmy D, 2014 


Simon Hembra - Speech WriterCall Simon now on
07541 70 30 79 to get your speech started.
Or get in touch by E-mail.

Retirement speeches are about emotions, a time to look back on the happy years shared together, tell some funny stories and mention how sad you are to see the person retire.

The problem is that everyone already knows what you’re going to say.. They’ve all been working with the guest of honour for just as long as you have, maybe even longer. They’ve heard all the stories before. So how do you keep them interested?

Fortunately, help is at hand.

  • Keep the guests laughing from start to finish, even through their tears.
  • Get the balance just right between the humour and the sentiment.
  • Stay confident, knowing that your speech is tailored for your audience.
  • Get exactly the right words to tell the guest of honour how much everyone will miss them.
  • Relax, knowing your speech is everything you need and want it to be.

How? By letting me write your speech for you. 

I’m an experienced speech writer and write a speech that’s just right for you.

When you order a retirement speech from me, I’ll talk through the speech with you first to discover your best stories. Then I’ll thread them together into a new, unique speech that helps you say ‘goodbye and good luck’ the right way.

I’m so confident you’ll love your speech that I’ll give you a full no-risk guarantee – Don’t pay a penny until you’re happy with the first draft and get a full refund if you’re not 100% satisfied with the final speech.

Now you just have to pic out the right present.


Order your speech today

Call Simon now on 07541 70 30 79 to get your speech started.
Or E-mail FreelanceSpeeches@gmail.com
Typical Prices are listed here.

(If you get through to voicemail please leave a message and I’ll call you back urgently.)

I’ll never charge for a phone call or E-mail and I’m always happy to discuss any speech with you.


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